Thank God it’s summer! Oh wait… school’s out and all the kids are hanging around my neck. Let’s hit the garden where there is the trampoline… oh okay they are not interested. What if I placed a giant water balloon on top of it and wait for the inevitable? Just let me grab some popcorn and beer. This is going to be fun.
Never distract a man with babysitting. If you do, thou shalt meet the Revenge of Dad.